Looking

“Sometimes I’m so tired, I look down at what I’m wearing, and if it’s comfortable enough to sleep in, I don’t even make it into my pajamas. I’m looking down, and I’m like T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that’s pajama-y. Good night.”
Rebecca Romijn
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
Looking for a boyfriend in engineering: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"I'm divorcing my wife. I've had enough, I'm going to leave her."
"Why?"
"She's out every night, going to the bars in town way past midnight and I'm fed up with it".
"What's she doing?"
"She's looking for me!"
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.
It was looking a bit pale.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.