Look Jokes

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
"I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." - Robert Brault
"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You look dead sexy. Literally.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
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