Look Jokes

Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
"I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." - Robert Brault
"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
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