"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
"I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." - Robert Brault
"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron