Log Jokes

Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Why did the log fall into a creek? Because that's how it ROLLS!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
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