Loan Jokes

A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
If I had a dollar every time one of my professors complained about the collapsing American democratic society, I would have a small loan of a million dollars.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
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