Lets Jokes

Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "I can't do both."
After Stalin died, he met the angel of death. The angel explained to Stalin he can only send him to hell but he lets him to choose which hell.
"Do you prefer to burn in a capitalist hell or a communist hell?" It asks him.
I choose the communist one because there will surely be a shortage of coal.
Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. se*, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so f**k the world and lets get high.
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
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