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In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "I can't do both."
After Stalin died, he met the angel of death. The angel explained to Stalin he can only send him to hell but he lets him to choose which hell.
"Do you prefer to burn in a capitalist hell or a communist hell?" It asks him.
I choose the communist one because there will surely be a shortage of coal.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
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