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Funny Aging Quotes
"When youโ€™re older, Friday means less parking spots." - Larry David
Funny Health Quotes
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
Pig Puns
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Funny Money Quotes
โ€œSomeone stole all my credit cards, but I wonโ€™t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.โ€ -Henny Youngman
"I despise the lottery. Thereโ€™s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
Elvis Pick Up Lines
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Family Puns
Why do you get less caviar out of a fish with nieces and nephews?
Because it's in a fish aunt.
Food Poems
Roses are red, violets are blue,
White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
I must stop eating Snickers
I canโ€™t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Wonโ€™t moan about my weight

(Jan Allison)
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œI used to work at McDonaldโ€™s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? Itโ€™s like, โ€˜Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but itโ€™s against the law.โ€™โ€ โ€“ Chris Rock
โ€œIt takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.โ€ โ€” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Crow Puns
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
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