Launch Jokes

The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
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