Laser

What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision