Laser Jokes

What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.
How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision
I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
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