Laser Jokes

How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision
I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
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