Laser Jokes

I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.
How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
I used to have a talking laser printer!
But I got rid of it, I didn't like it's toner voice.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
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