Kinda Jokes

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
It wasn’t my idea to get bidet...
But now I kinda like the little squirt.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
If you pull the pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back in it so it won't explode?
I kinda need a quick response...
Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
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