Kills Jokes

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?
A school bus.
What do you call someone who kills a black person?
Murderer.
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