Kills

What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?
A school bus.
What do you call someone who kills a black person?
Murderer.
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."