Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on? A white girl's bottom
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
Are those Guess jeans?
Because guess who wants to get into 'em.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.