Jacket Jokes

Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'.
I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What did the hobo say when he lost his jacket?
I'm cold.
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
What did the flirty coat say to the jacket?
"Do you hang here often?"
If the world is a Jacket where do poor people live? In the hood.
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