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Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I’m soy into you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
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