Ideas

Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius.
Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
There was an Old Man of the Hague,
Whose ideas were excessively vague;
He built a balloon
To examine the moon,
That deluded Old Man of the Hague.
There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical:
She climbed up a tree,
To examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone