Ideas

These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!
Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius.
There was an Old Man of the Hague,
Whose ideas were excessively vague;
He built a balloon
To examine the moon,
That deluded Old Man of the Hague.
There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical:
She climbed up a tree,
To examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal.
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
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