Ideas Jokes

These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!
There was an Old Man of the Hague,
Whose ideas were excessively vague;
He built a balloon
To examine the moon,
That deluded Old Man of the Hague.
There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical:
She climbed up a tree,
To examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
"I love when my kids tells me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time." – Unknown
“Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” —Paula Poundstone
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
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