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Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I love you deerly.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I love you meow and forever.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I love you dairy much.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
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