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Space Pick Up Lines
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Funny Animal Quotes
“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
- Fran Lebowitz
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”

- Mark Twain.
Music Pick Up Lines
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Can I hold your hand?
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Cherry Puns
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Food Quotes
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
Food Poems
While fishing in the blue lagoon,
I caught a lovely silver fish,
And he spoke to me, "My boy," quoth he,
"Please set me free and I'll grant your wish;
A kingdom of wisdom? A palace of gold?
Or all the fancies your mind can hold?"
And I said, "O.K." and I set him free,
But he laughed at me as he swam away,
And left me whispering my wish
Into a silent sea.

Today I caught that fish again
(That lovely silver prince of fishes),
And once again he offered me,
If I would only set him free,
Any one of a number of wishes,
If I would throw him back to the fishes.

He was delicious!!

(Shel Silverstein)
Classic Pick Up Lines
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Elvis Pick Up Lines
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
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