Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his soup before it was cool.
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