Here Jokes

Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I came here looking for a little tail.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
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