Hearts

"I have a joke about hearts, but I don't think you will get it."
"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement
A lease in Wonderland.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why did the King of Hearts marry the Queen of Hearts?
They were perfectly suited to each other.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Marriage is like a game of poker.
At first you have two hearts and a diamond.
By the end all you want is a club and spade.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.