I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It was having window panes.
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
Short Funny Quotes
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns
“The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.”
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Having a ball