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Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Space Pick Up Lines
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Yard Puns
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Movie Pick Up Lines
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Music Pick Up Lines
You had me at cello.
Funny Health Quotes
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
Classic Pick Up Lines
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Easter Pick Up Lines
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Friendship Quotes
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
Kitchen Puns
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
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