Gray

Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!