Gray

Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.