Gray Jokes

Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.”

- Charlotte Gray.
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