Grades

My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
A son says to his mother one day, “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I’m still a virgin.”
His mother replied, “Well, start giving them bad grades and they’ll stop.”
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? He had his head in the clouds.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
I heard your grades are bad, so I'm sure this D won't hurt.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.