Grades Jokes

My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
A son says to his mother one day, “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I’m still a virgin.”
His mother replied, “Well, start giving them bad grades and they’ll stop.”
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
I heard your grades are bad, so I'm sure this D won't hurt.
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? He had his head in the clouds.
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