Grades

Why did the giraffe get bad grades? He had his head in the clouds.
I heard your grades are bad, so I'm sure this D won't hurt.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
A son says to his mother one day, “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I’m still a virgin.”
His mother replied, “Well, start giving them bad grades and they’ll stop.”
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!