Gotten

I like older men because they've gotten used to life's disappointments. Which means they're ready for me.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have se* from the rear?"
"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
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