Gotten

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have se* from the rear?"
"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
I like older men because they've gotten used to life's disappointments. Which means they're ready for me.