Global

Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Yo mama is so fat her dress size is global.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!