Global Jokes

Yo mama is so fat her dress size is global.
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make

Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.

Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.

Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.

(Joanna Davis)
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
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