Foul Jokes

I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Why are men se*ier than women? You can't spell se*y without xy. Why are men like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Thou lump of foul deformity.
Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
Foul spoken coward, that thund’rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform.
Thou lump of foul deformity.
Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
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