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Jokes For Women
Why are men se*ier than women? You can't spell se*y without xy. Why are men like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
Basketball Puns
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Strawberry Puns
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Dinosaur Puns
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Funny Headlines
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
Crow Puns
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Volleyball Puns
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Deer Puns
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Deodorant Puns
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
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