Form Jokes

Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
How about you and I form a binary system?
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​” — Stanley J. Randall
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
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