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I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
The limerick is an art form complex
Whose contents run chiefly on s*x.
It deals with virgins
And masculine urgins
for vulgar erotic effects.
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
"Yea but that would make no sense." replied the dog.
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
There was an Old Person of Berlin,
Whose form was uncommonly thin;
Till he once, by mistake,
Was mixed up in a cake,
So they baked that Old Man of Berlin.
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Dustin and Jane (both blonds) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
Giraffe: The highest form of animal life.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
E. B. White
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.