Form Jokes

"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​” — Stanley J. Randall
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
How about you and I form a binary system?
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
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