Form Jokes

How about you and I form a binary system?
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​” — Stanley J. Randall
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
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