Flame Jokes

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
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