Fits Jokes

My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits into your wife’s clothes.
What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits.
There was a young lady from Brighton
Who had an incredibly tight 'un
"Heavens Above!
It fits like a glove"
"Oh! you ain't put it in the right 'un!"
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