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Halloween Pick Up Lines
I canโ€™t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Yard Puns
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
It was chipped.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Corona Virus Jokes
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Garden Puns
What rock would you find inside a garden shed?
Shedimentary.
Food Quotes
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
โ€“ Greg Tamblyn
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning."
โ€“ John Barrymore
โ€œI want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."โ€
โ€• Unknown
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
โ€” Roald Dahl
Friendship Quotes
โ€œI think weโ€™ll be friends forever because weโ€™re too lazy to find new friends.โ€
โ€” Unknown
โ€œYou find out who your real friends are when youโ€™re involved in a scandal.โ€
โ€” Elizabeth Taylor
Easter Pick Up Lines
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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