As a substitute teacher, I get up every morning and ask myself the important questions in life; Who am I? Where am I going?
And then I check with the school to find out.
How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
You have so many pimples blind people find your face a fascinating read.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back, and no we don't know Y.
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
Antarctica! Because that's where all the P. Enguins are!
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx