Favorite Jokes

I didnโ€™t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
What is an elfโ€™s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What is a fairyโ€™s favorite drink?
Sprite.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
What is the little mermaidโ€™s favorite font?
Arial.
What is the mermaidโ€™s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Whatโ€™s a corn farmerโ€™s favorite animal? The unicorn.
Whatโ€™s the name of the gardenerโ€™s favorite show? Lawn and order.
Whatโ€™s a gardenerโ€™s favorite Harrison Ford film? Raiders of the Lost Bark.
Whatโ€™s a gardenerโ€™s favorite type of trousers? Ones with turnips.
Whatโ€™s a gardenerโ€™s favorite Beatles song? Lettuce Be.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
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