Favorite Jokes

Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
What’s a corn farmer’s favorite animal? The unicorn.
What’s the name of the gardener’s favorite show? Lawn and order.
What’s a gardener’s favorite Harrison Ford film? Raiders of the Lost Bark.
What’s a gardener’s favorite type of trousers? Ones with turnips.
What’s a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? Lettuce Be.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
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