Falling

My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
There was a boisterous boy called Joe
Who loved to play in the fresh falling snow.
He went sledging one day
On his wild husky powered sleigh,
Tumbled tumultuously and broke his big toe.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
“I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more--that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangn
My friend was killed by a 2 ton sack of falling chickpeas
The police verdict? Hummuscide.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.