Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible" said Anatoly, aged 6.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?” “That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you'll be able to recognize the faces of people on the ground.” After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
My funny guy, when I look at you, Making faces, as you do, To make me giggle, and keep me happy, When I’m feeling down or sad or cr****, I see someone who’s man enough To just be silly, instead of tough To give me gladness, bliss and joy, That’s my man; that’s my big boy. Happy birthday to the man Who makes me laugh, because he can.
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces. I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
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