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Apparently you can get the Corona virus if your eye touches someone else's eye.
I guess it's a good thing I refuse to make eye contact.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
It's called a unicornea.
Bad puns are how eye roll.
I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
What do you call an eye specialist with a short shirt?
A crop-toptometrist
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
She’s an Opthemallogist.
What do you call an eye that can fly?
A real eye soar.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision
A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye?
Beauty.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Great Catch - I'll Buy You Dinner
Great Catch - I'll Buy You Dinner A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible. "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."