Every Jokes

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife."
You are the moon of my life. I want to look at you every night before sleeping.
Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
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