Every Jokes

Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife."
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
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