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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife."
Literary Pick Up Lines
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Language Pick Up Lines
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Mall Pick Up Lines
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Classic Pick Up Lines
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Movie Pick Up Lines
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Clothes Pick Up Lines
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Sun Pick Up Lines
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Space Pick Up Lines
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
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