Electricity

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Little Johnny and the New Baby
Little Johnny and the New Baby A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.  It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.  The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.  "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
What did communists use before candles?
Electricity.
The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static-electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.