Electrical Jokes

I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
So I had to ground him. He's conducting himself properly now.
What to give your favorite electrical engineer for his birthday?
Shorts.
What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz.
Why was the physicist studying gravitational fields handsomer than the one studying electrical fields?
Electrical Fields may be repulsive at times, but Gravitational Fields are forever attractive.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
Why did the electrical cords break up? There was no spark between them.”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
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