Effect Jokes

I'm surprised you all aren't talking more about that drug with the side effect of making scalps wrinkled.
I mean, it's been making a LOT of head lines.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
"I don't do alcohol anymoreโ€”I get the same effect just standing up fast." - Anonymous
โ€œMarriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.โ€ - Jenny Seinfeld
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me โ€” a very common side effect.
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me...
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
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