Eating Jokes

What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
What sound does a gnome make when he's eating dinner?
Gnome-gnome-gnom-gnom-gnom-nom-nom!
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
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