Eating

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.”
Bill Murray
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?
A carnie-vor.
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream? He was lactose intolerant.
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."