Drove Jokes

My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti...
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta.
The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey.
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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