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Duck Puns
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Puns
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
Theyโ€™re pair-a-medics.
Spouse Puns
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
Theyโ€™re pair-a-medics.
Grass Puns
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
Tree Puns
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Train Puns
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to โ€˜chug,chug,chug,chug.โ€™
Penguin Puns
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because theyโ€™re always in the pole position!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because theyโ€™re always in the pole position.
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