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Clothes Pick Up Lines
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Garden Puns
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
Food Quotes
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
Tableware Puns
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He was dragged down by a currant..
Friendship Quotes
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Yard Puns
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
Sun Pick Up Lines
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
Literary Pick Up Lines
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
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