Down Jokes

"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
Want to run up the down escalator with me?
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
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