Dough Jokes

Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Is it me or the nature of money,
That's odd and particularly funny.
But when I have dough,
It goes quickly, you know,
And seeps out of my pockets like honey.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
Whats the difference between marrying a Mama's Boy and a Daddy's Girl? One makes biscuits like his mother and the other makes dough like her father.
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