Donate Jokes

Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
I went to the Red Cross to donate blood.
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
When I go to donate blood I expect a cup of tea, a biscuit and a polite word of thanks...
...not a whole lot of screaming, my bucket confiscated, and a cop asking me questions.
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
“Ugh it’s so hot!’…gets hit by two drops of pool water ‘splash me again and I’ll donate all your toys.’”

- Salty Mermaid.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
If you're wondering what to donate to a soup kitchen...
...a dining set would be chair-i-table
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