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What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
Hey Steve, do you shower after sex?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pear?
A pear-son.