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Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
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