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Hey Steve, do you shower after sex?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pear?
A pear-son.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.