Disaster Jokes

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
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