Depends Jokes

What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being horny? Depends on where you put the cucumber.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants? Depends on the length of the perch.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
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