Daughters

My wife’s fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time.
She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman.
I'm not talking to my sister's spoiled daughters.
It's beniece me.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
There was an Old Man of Marseilles,
Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils;
They caught several Fish,
Which they put in a dish,
And sent to their Pa' at Marseilles.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.