Cure

I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet.
I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What's the cure for marriage?
Alcoholism.
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Darn, it’s worse than I thought.
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
Jack E. Leonard