Cookie Jokes

"You are a smart cookie. A wise chocolate cake. A brilliant pancake.” - Rey Woodman
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
My Little Chocolate Mess

Bathwater and bubbles are waiting,
but my child is nowhere near.
Yet, I can see from cookie crumbs,
he's crawled from here to there.

Oh, yes! he's been in the kitchen.
I see his crooked crumb trail,
which leads to our white kitten,
with a chocolate, sticky tail!

In every room I search
for my little chocolate mess.
Then, I find him in the my bedroom,
with his hands on my new dress!

(Darlene Gifford)
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because it felt crumby.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
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