Cookie

What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because it felt crumby.