Cookie Jokes

What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because it felt crumby.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
"You are a smart cookie. A wise chocolate cake. A brilliant pancake.” - Rey Woodman
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
My Little Chocolate Mess

Bathwater and bubbles are waiting,
but my child is nowhere near.
Yet, I can see from cookie crumbs,
he's crawled from here to there.

Oh, yes! he's been in the kitchen.
I see his crooked crumb trail,
which leads to our white kitten,
with a chocolate, sticky tail!

In every room I search
for my little chocolate mess.
Then, I find him in the my bedroom,
with his hands on my new dress!

(Darlene Gifford)
Are you cookie dough?
Because I want to eat you raw.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
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